I’m definitely not a Jenny, but I’ve lived with a Jenny, and I’ve tried to act like a Jenny before, but why? It’s so expensive to be a Jenny. Jenny buys new clothes every season because she tires of old ones (one season old that is). Jenny obsesses over being skinny, going to the gym, being hott. I’ve caught Jenny running off to the bathroom after dinner and flushing away a very pricey filet mignon. Jenny gets electrolysis and dreams about the day when she’ll finally schedule her breast augmentation. People think that being Jenny is so great; that Jenny is so funny, beautiful, and lucky. The funny thing is Jenny wants to believe that herself and sometimes even tricks herself into believing it. Only, Jenny clearly isn’t happy with herself or her appearance. She puts her body, bank account, and reputation on the line for it.